What-oh-what would possess Him to make it so that two women living in the same household always get their periods at the same time?

Hmm? Are we s’posed to be laughing?

Crappy. Rainy. Oh and guess what? Current temps are 12°C. Betcha didn’t see that one coming. Daybreak 03.47, nightfall 23.15. Off to bed with a hot water bottle. [Oh and Clint Eastwood has arrived with all his explosives so he can blow up our sensitive vegetation to make craters for his stupid Tinseltown war flick. Where are the values, people? I ask you.]