Mar 9, 2005 | Uncategorized |
Oh, so that’s why you get married!A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER...
Mar 9, 2005 | Uncategorized |
You know when women go on the pill and they gain weight? Well, something like that’s happening to our Polly. She EATS around the frigging clock and is looking decidedly rotund!Also, she appears to have lost her head…… which I’ve heard also...
Mar 8, 2005 | Uncategorized |
Gasp! [The coming-up-for-air-kind.] I have been working my little buns off and I can attest to the fact that being a translating machine is not fun. Twelve hours at the bloody computer yesterday, with merely a break for a run and the occasional cuppa.[OK, enough of...
Mar 6, 2005 | Uncategorized |
An excellent Saturday in 20 easy steps:1. Send the kids away, if any2. Make sure you have a boyfriend [or girlfriend; boyfriend for this particular narrative] who adores you and who is your favourite company in the whole wide world3. Go to an early movie and make sure...
Mar 5, 2005 | Uncategorized |
What time is it? It’s Annual Report time, which is the time the Corporate World gets frisky. Also the time when YT comes closest to being a veritable translating machine, sitting for hours on end with terms rattling around in her brain like ‘fixed capital formation’,...
Mar 3, 2005 | Uncategorized |
Guess who’s on the pill?Not YT.Not even AAH. (Perish the thought!)That leaves only one female in the YT household. Yes, today our very own little Polly the cockatiel was carted off to the vet in a little miniature handbag-like cage [couldn’t help thinking what a...
