What-oh-what has happened to my sidebar?!
There it is, waaayyy down at the bottom of the page, down far
What have I done to make it relocate??
I have not gone near it all day long
Not put up a picture that is way too wide
Oh sidebar, sidebar, why doest thou act so irrationally???

[Applause]

Thank you. Now can anybody tell me what the #%$& thing is doing down there??

Three minutes later
And the sidebar has decided to mock my
vain attempts at poetry
By re-appearing at the side
bar
As though thumbing its nose and saying
Hahaha! I was here all the time
Sucker!