Weather: Sun. Sun. Sun. Small cloud. Sun. Temps around 30 degrees Celsius. Light refreshing breeze coming off the Atlantic. In short: PERFECT!

Status of tan: cafe latte with sprinkle of freckles.

Status of AAH tan: chocolate brown.

Number of hours spent next to hotel pool: 10.

Number of hours spent at beach: 2 (too few!)

Number of times leered at: 6

Number of times AAH leered at: 106

Book borrowed from makeshift hotel library: The Lovely Bones

Number of minutes left in this session: 4